but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
i am really sorry to everybody but i cannot seriously reblog Zayn Malik no matter how pretty he is, because Zayn means ‘dick’ in Hebrew.
That’s an even better reason to reblog Zayn
‘malik’ is an old arabic name (same root as hebrew ‘melech’) that means king
And “Zain” means beautiful
Beautiful dick king.
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
…AND THEN LIKE SIX MONTHS LATER
“BYE Bitch! Off To Timbuktu!”
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it